• math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

(Source: myampgoesto11)

I love the term ‘we’re expecting’ when talking about pregnancy

Because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.

Yeah, we’re expecting a baby.

But it could be a velociraptor.

(Source: not-a-painbow)